helpless dancer

things to keep in mind:

riker is a young and healthy. most likely to taste the best

laforge as above

picard is OLD. i think thats supposed to affect meat quality. also likely to be really stressed and if i remember right stress and fear spoils meat

yar is young and healthy as well. but shes a woman so it might be misogynistic to eat her

troi as above

dr crusher as above + shes a bit older

worf is a klingon. we dont know how edible klingon meat is or how to cook it. as a bonus it might not count as cannibalism

data is a robot. i dont think you can eat him.

list some of your OCs and have your followers send you a number!

when's their birthday?

what's their biggest pet peeve?

what's their favorite Pokémon?

what's their middle name?

do they smoke?

what were they for Halloween last year?

are they single?

what is their usual Starbucks/Dunkin order?

are they good in a crisis?

are they more of a cat person or a dog person?

do they have any siblings? if so, are they close with them?

if they were stranded on the side of the road with a flat tire, who would they call for help?

do they like candy corn?

what's their lockscreen photo?

what do they wear to bed?

have they ever been arrested?

can they swim?

do they have any pets?

what do they do for work?

who is their favorite Sanrio character?

who would they say is their best friend?

what color is their toothbrush?

do they consider themselves to be religious?

what is their least favorite household chore?

do they drive?

what's their favorite holiday?

what time do they usually go to bed at night?

do they believe in aliens?

how tall are they?