what even

I’m so ready to be able to legally drink. only eating all these years has left me very thirsty. I have heard very good things about water

we need to unplug America and plug it back in, put it in rice, hold the reset button, refresh it, give it an update, give it some herbal tea, rub vicks on it,, she is a MESS

If I had a dime for every time someone asked me if I’m going into teaching when I tell them I’m getting an English degree, I’d have enough money to pay for my English degree.

@bookworm9696

“not all men” you’re right. aragorn, son of arathorn would never do this.

RAGE 👏 RAGE 👏 AGAINST 👏 THE 👏 DYING 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 LIGHT 👏

tomato a fruit

blocked

you can block me but you can’t block the truth

i love it when pets fall asleep on me because i can ask anyone to do anything for me sorry i can’t get up i have been chosen

the thirst for knowledge

me as a bug

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day I tell everyone after forgetting to eat till 6pm

i don’t …like… “Know”

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed