Circa99

I've been horny. Obviously just in my abstract ways

has anyone noticed that sometimes you take incorrect or undesirable actions instead of the correct and desirable ones? what's up with that

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

jon arbuckle purposely set that trap for garfield because he wants to cook and eat him!!!

I was at that Barbecue and Jon makes a mean Kuchipatchi Burger.

his kuchipatchi burger tastes like garbage, just like all of his cooking, and you know it!!!!

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water