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guess what buddy? the jerk store just called. they didn't have anything to say. just fast, irregular breathing into the mic

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

@thewackypegasus

[ID: four gifs of laszlo cravensworth from what we do in the shadows. in the first he says, "we need to be gay." in the second he says, "trust me. gay is in." in the third he says, "gays is hot. i want some gay." and in the fourth he says, "gay it's gonna be." end ID.]

the stars are dead. it doesn't matter that simon can see them. they're just dead light fading away. simon is dead from the minute he was welded in that sub. it doesn't matter that we can see him.

funniest part of reviving ocs i made as a kid is being like "yeah i always imagined them as a mature member of the group who really has their shit together" [checks their info] "what the fuck do you mean they were supposed to be fifteen years old"

They age along with me

I know next to nothing about botany but the phrase “feral sunflower” is hilarious to me

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.