literally an archen

"Is it a safe space to say i hate-" NOT IN THE MAINTAGS IT ISNT

First person who posts a TADC leak in my comments dies. I’m going to have a 0 tolerance policy on this. If you publicly post a leak in my comments or even allude it it’s blocked on sight. I don’t care if we’re mutuals. I am not playing this fucking game

First person who posts a TADC leak in my comments dies. I’m going to have a 0 tolerance policy on this. If you publicly post a leak in my comments or even allude it it’s blocked on sight. I don’t care if we’re mutuals. I am not playing this fucking game

First person who posts a TADC leak in my comments dies. I’m going to have a 0 tolerance policy on this. If you publicly post a leak in my comments or even allude it it’s blocked on sight. I don’t care if we’re mutuals. I am not playing this fucking game

First person who posts a TADC leak in my comments dies. I’m going to have a 0 tolerance policy on this. If you publicly post a leak in my comments or even allude it it’s blocked on sight. I don’t care if we’re mutuals. I am not playing this fucking game

First person who posts a TADC leak in my comments dies. I’m going to have a 0 tolerance policy on this. If you publicly post a leak in my comments or even allude it it’s blocked on sight. I don’t care if we’re mutuals. I am not playing this fucking game

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

psa that there’s no reason to be shy or nervous abt commenting bc if an author genuinely did not want comments they would simply disable commenting on their end. if you have the capability to comment that means they’re welcome and that you should <3

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!