inconclusive results

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

if i was a different person with a different personality and a different life things would be kinda different i think

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

hard to gauge if the answer to a ''how's your life been going'' should be ''im deconstructing everything about my relationship to expiriencing emotions and im finding it hard to grasp that im a real person who exists'' or ''been getting into wildberry jams lately''

Fr*nch

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

any time i copy paste a message to send to 2 different chats i feel like such a fake ass bitch but im choosing to look at it as the digital equivalent of standing in a doorway hollering so people in both rooms can hear me

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

Motion Picture Association of America.

Entertainment Software Rating Board

I’m kinda feeling a bit of everything these days and also nothing