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this morning i got a spam call that just played clown waiting music for a few seconds and then hung up on me. which really pissed me off a lot

old people were right putting ellipses after everything you say actually rules….

i have a personality flaw that always positions me on the side of characters who are hiding everything and refuse to accept help. like do NOT confide in people. confiding in people is the enemy. REAL winners lie and lie and continue lying until they ruin every single thing theyve got going for them & didnt fix a single goddamn thing. keep digging grandpa youre almost there

My favourite translator said that when she was an ambassador for Hungary she took all these Japanese politicians on a tour and she was trying to circumtranslate ‘merry go round’ cause she didn’t know the Japanese word for it by calling it a ‘horse tornado for children’ and they had no blessed idea what she was saying and she finally started running in circles going up and down and they go ‘ohhhhh, in Japan we call those ‘merry-go-rounds’”

The fourteen year old version of me that lives in my head is what makes me latch onto any character that has some type of self destructive behaviour... its not me its my fourteen year old brain #my14yearoldthatlivesinmyhead

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck