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Excuse me, and please forgive my bluntness, but I believe that I have found you on a site titled "Archive Of Our Own?" Will you please introduce me to the backstory behind the making of your... most interesting work yet, "Buttermilk gets cucked in 4k?"
Nothing could have prepared me for this ask what the fuck
I legit have that linked on this tumblr in one of the posts
There's a bit of backstory but it's basically an inside joke for myself
More discussion below, nsfw content ahead
Who wanna hear about my shitass toa oc
"you can't pick and choose what you like from canon" common misconception! yes you can
but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”
they are two very different things.
thank you for this addition seriously
This would have had me crucified on tumblr 10 years ago but maybe we are ready for this conversation now:
If you are a socially anxious person, you have to socialize. Your panic/anxiety attacks will only get worse and trigger more frequently if you constantly avoid contact with The Public. Not saying that you need to be a social butterfly- but there is a genuine problem with not being able to order your own meal at a restaurant. And it cannot be solved by always having someone else do it for you.
This is a PSA to about 3/4s of the Portland Youth populace
everyone who reblogs this and is like "I ordered my own tea this week" or "I only barfed once when I had to give a presentation'- you are doing amazing sweetie. Have patience with yourself, you are relearning a skill so difficult that people get 4 year degrees to do it professionally.

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happy pride !
Do you have any Iris Cookie headcanons?
Hmmm.........
Iris is... A very static character. She's very dedicated
I think she's a little unhappy with her life but she owes it to Aquaberry
Probably autistic
May as well properly announce it
Crtoa reverse harem au.
This is a notif that there is one piece of available content for it under the cut. Minors no touching
I prommy the boy bios will be soon
Do you have any Dew Cookie headcanons?
Yes I do!
He has a bell attached to his bag! I want to say it's a rainbell flower but that's Chinese and he's Japanese
Very familiar with whatever housewife network exists in the tower. He has gossip for DAYS
Beginner seamster! The bigass piece of fabric is to hide how shitty his first few attempts were
Being a homeless bum has taught him a lot of unexpected survival skills
Haggler supreme
His clothing is shockingly warm, since it needs to serve him in all weather conditions
Very lonely and tired. Frankly, his feet might just fall off from how far he wanders.
He tries to continue to be kind, though it is difficult. When someone allows him to stay with them for free, he tries to leave a gift behind.
He knows it hurts his potential money, but he'd rather keep to his morals.
He's so exhausted
the evil is here

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I thought I'd post it here, take my lemon zest relationship chart :3 (based on hcs))
Here me out
PLEASE HEAR ME OUT
The boys
We were kings in command, we had God on our side
And we said "nothing will make us change in any way"
But I can feel there's this new kind of hunger inside to be satisfied, I saw it there last night
Do you have any Enigma Seed Cookie headcanons?
I do not... I have failed you
To steal though, @arrowsteak gave me this as his voice:
and i think it suits him :)
I think he's a very caring and almost parental guardian
He picks his star targets VERY specifically and they're basically his kids
Sundae's dad
Ironically, Unknown Mother Goose is ALSO the song I associate as his theme

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Do you have any Aquaberry Cookie headcanons?
A lot of these come from an (admittedly abandoned) fic (i gotta get back on my grind....
After her floor got attacked (in my HC, the attacking Calamity was War), she ended up getting super possesive
She set up a water dome/protection field and lets NOBODY leave
like you're never getting out twin. you're stuck there
she now spends her days crying about how she failed to protect her floor
She has a complex over that
Nearby her, you can feel the scent of tears
Best theme I can think of rn
Fun fact! Lemon Zest Cookie is ungodly rude in the jp dub
He's very casual and informal in both dubs (Rose could tell you more about korean Zest, I don't speak Korean) but i want to point out one thing in jptoa specificslly
As a PROFESSIONAL japanese larper (I know how to read hiragana and recognise Japanese, I could tell you a few words and nuances but i do NOT know the language despite wanting to) i can tell you he's so rude
Observe
"ore"
ORE??? FUCKING ORE??? YOURE USING ORE TO REFER TO YOURSELF????
LEMON ZEST YOU ARE AN ELITE KNIGHT YOU CANT FUCKING SAY THAT
Japanese has so much pronoun stuff but to simplify, "Watashi" is the polite "I", "Boku" is more boyish/cute and informal, and "Ore" is very informal. A knight of his status should NOT be dropping that shit
god forbid he gets a little silly and whimsical (curd's eye twitches uncontrollably. he instinctively knows when his brother is breaking proper conduct.)
on a similar note do you mind checking out the differences in his formality when he's talking to gingerbrave and co vs the guardians? it thinks a lot about how cream soda says he's only acting formal when talking to the guardians (buddy maybe if you stopped throwing around ore on cooldown everybody would take you seriously). I wonder if they really go all in with excessive formality / how distinct it is from his regular dialogue
No that shit carries into the story dialogue
Im away from home i cant screenshot it but his ass is doing that
When i get home ill check the guardian thing dont you worry