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i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

#the reason that lab safety regulations are the way they are is because literally all chemists are like this #as in 100% of them #no exceptions (via @prokopetz)

cis people can never just apologise for missgendering you they always gotta say some shit like "oh sorry i wasn't even thinking" like admitting that it takes concious effort to see me as a woman is going to make me feel better

nobody "gets hard" you are doing all that for attention

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust