Cassia Morningstar

so basically the theory posits that all media properties that include a puppet made by, or in association with, Jim Henson or the Jim Henson Company exist within the same shared universe. Obviously this includes things like The Muppets, Sesame Street, The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal, but notably it also includes Star Wars, as several puppets like Yoda and the rancor were made by Jim Henson.

We know aliens exist in the muppets universe, because in Muppets From Space, Gonzo is confirmed to be an alien. In this essay I suggest that all muppets in fact belong to the same alien species from an un-named Muppet World. There exists some textual evidence to this shared species-dom of the muppets, as when Kermit and Miss Piggy have kids in one of the movies, they are shown Not to be some strange mix of pig-frog hybrids, but some of the litter being frogs and others being pigs, implying some sort of extreme sexual dimorphism. I also believe this is why we never learn the species name or planetary origin for characters such as Yoda or Grogu, as it would likely detract from the story and create a licensing nightmare for all parties involved.

I would further like to hypothesize that all forms of magic seen within the muppet universe are actually a use of Force Powers. All of the magic and witchcraft seen in The Labyrinth and The Dark Crystal and Neverending Story come from an off-shoot of the force witch clans seen in Star Wars, such as the Nightsisters. This same logic can be applied to the ghosts seen in The Muppets Christmas Carol; I believe these ghosts are actually descended from the Jedi Order we see a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, and are therefore Force Ghosts.

I know this leaves open the question: what about when the actors of Star Wars appeared on The Muppets and Sesame Street to talk about their roles? How can Star Wars take place in the same universe in which Star Wars exists as a film series? Within the Unified Star Wars-Muppets-Verse, the Star Wars movies exist not as pure works of fiction, but as historical dramas, depicting actual events from the past.

top/bottom? means nothings, most queer people use the "switch" label anyways because you don't live in a tumblr post or yaoi fanfic.

Femme/Butch? Only if it feels comfortable to who you are, don't feel like you have to force yourself into one.

man/woman/anything beyond or in-between? not if you don't fyucking wanna! gender isn't real unless you want it to be.

anyways, in complete disregard of my point, here's a graph I made specifically to bully my friend.