dogs bark with the voices of children

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

Requesting Maxwell's Silver Hammer at the club

being myself performatively

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

I hear being kind is punk but is it ska? Is being kind ska? I don't care about being kind unless it's ska.

this summer we WALK IN A RANDOM DIRECTION and NEVER STOP