As long as I got my suit and tie

bullshit

come on man

we are fucked

all this toilet paper and you still aint shit

Instead of buying a car wash for money laundering Walter White should have gotten into the NFT trade

Jesse. I need you to draw the worlds shittiest zebra.

Yo mister white these are just bad deviant art adoptables

IN A WORLD WHERE BEAUTY AND ATTRACTIVENESS HAVE BECOME SO COMMONPLACE AND MUNDANE THE EXCEPTIONAL UGLINESS HAS BECOME DIVINE

I SAW AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER CAR AND THEY COMPARED IT TO A UNUSUAL UGLY LITTLE VEHICLE AND ITS STRANGENESS WAS FAR MORE CAPTIVATING THAN THE SLEEK BORING CAR THE AD WAS ACTUALLY FOR

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

i think its soooo funny when people are like "people who dont want [horrible resource extractivist industry] are the reason why [province] is poor and always will be" bc its like babe we've been clearcutting the forests and digging up the earth and dredging the ocean for literally centuries here and shocker nobody has benefitted from it at all. like sorry to break it to you but thats what a sacrifice zone is babe