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my new year's resolution is to be normal

imagine having a discourse blog

imagine having a blog

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust

thank you for this reply you get the funny crown today with bonus points for accuracy

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!