attention all killers in the murder world: come into our dimension and attack this guy who has become way too high

Sex (putting your penis inside of someone) isn't real. It was invented to sell 80s porn vhs tapes. Before that people made love the way nature intended (by suffocating eachother with plastic bags).

why they always carrying around this dinkyass pocket knife in marbhornets like thats gonna do literally anyth[remembers the boxcutter scene in breaking bad] nevermind

random thought in the same vein i enjoy seeing the way the actors pass around the same few items as props throughout the series like the pocket knife, handgun, and chest mounted camera, theres something funny about trying to track who has what its like watching hot potato

interested not in final girls but fridged women. i’m opening the refrigerator door i’m pulling them out of there i’m draping coats over their shoulders and warming them up

#i’m gonna turn fridged women into final girls with the power of love and this hairdryer i found

i love final girl concept so much because yes the last one standing should always be a woman. women even. i am greedy like that