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@cihcreha

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meyvn:
❝ 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐔𝐓𝐇 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐄𝐎𝐏𝐋𝐄. ❞
[ written by kela. ]
Aisha for a book of magazine
She’s the 🌞
Things I’ve My Friends Have Said Starters
“ i love him so much. he’s kinda an idiot. ”
“ a man comes to your house and spits on your kids , what do you do ? ”
“ he’s eating pennies. he’s got stupidity perfected. ”
“ holy mother of god , he’s gorgeous. holy shit. ”
“ we aren’t hunting demons , so you can drop the salty attitude. ”
“ our mixtape is fire ! ”
“ you don’t have heart emojis ? they’re so basic. ”
“ i dropped my dad’s mixtapes. ”
“ how many times do they say his name in this fucking goddamn play ? ”
“ there’s no ‘ i ’ in individual. ”
“ satan isn’t daddy , george washington is. ”
“ let’s start with phase one : eat the children. ”
“You just offended me and my candle.”
“I love looking at stars because they make me feel better about myself.”
“You are praying over your breakfast in a diner at midnight. Are you sure you’re not white?”
“It’s okay, it’s not the first time someone took my ear and put it on the internet.”
“It’s either a peach, or a fuzzy egg.”
“I can get a lot of things that I want. I’m a girl scout, I get pretty good grades, I’m gay.”
“No wonder you guys are so crappy at being adults, you didn’t have any childhood.”
“I sexually identify as a kitchen cabinet.”
“Spanish - the language of tacos.”
“America is a free country; you can ride a carriage, set things on fire, eat a cat.”
“I’m very good at wasting ink and people’s time.”
“Why would you want to start a math cult?”
“Like, lure him into your womanly lair and pounce.”
“Are you a lightbulb? Because you light up [Name]’s world. Not mine, though. I hate you.”
“Do you really expect me to remember that? I don’t even remember your birthday!”
“We’re like the holy trinity of dying.”
“I’m gonna title my autobiography ‘I’m so lost and have no clue what I’m doing with my life.’”
“Everyone has to write an autobiography at some point. It’s kinda like dying, it’s gonna happen eventually.”
“Are those nuns playing basketball?”
“I don’t know who you people are, but thanks.”
“I am definitely dying. And I have dying marks to prove it.”
“With my way of thinking I could either be a real good cop or a really bad serial killer.”
“What the hell kind of color is bright black?”
“I think I’m gonna go home and read like three Goosebumps books.”
“You’re having a panic attack because I’m not turning my airdrop on.”
“Do you have a dead dog? Cause we have something for that.”
“I studied for two hours yesterday and I’m more confused than I was before.”
“Don’t make fun of me, I’m colordeaf!”
“Why don’t you google ‘How to get off super glue because I’m an idiot and I accidentally glued my knees together.’”
“You just did something called crossing the line and I would know because I do it all the time.”
dramaytan:
“What, you really think I can’t control myself?” Gippal asks her, incredulous at the accusation. “You sure you wanna make that bet, bnehlacc?”
@cihcreha / no shaving, no nutting and we gotta write a 50k novel…
❝ for a whole month ? no, i don’t think you can. ❞ she doubted he could make it even a week, but a month would be more torturous. she was confident she’d win, so she nods. ❝ i’m positive i wanna make that bet, onisero. ❞

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SHIPPING MEME.
are you open to on-the-fly shipping with your muse?
what sort of things does your muse look for in a partner?
what sort of things does your muse AVOID in a partner?
what is the lowest and highest age person you’ll ship with your muse?
how easily does your muse fall in love?
has your muse dated before? if so, how long did those relationships usually last?
would your muse ever get married?
does your muse usually take the lead in relationships?
who are some characters you ship your muse with?
do you tend to write more romantic ships, or more platonic and familial ships?
how long does your muse have to know someone before they decide to ask them out?
what is your muse’s love language?
how easily would your muse get over a bad breakup?
does your muse usually plan out dates or go with the flow?
if your muse is uncomfortable in a relationship, will they address the problem or keep quiet?
does your muse believe in soulmates?
would your muse forgive their partner for cheating on them?
how many ships do you currently have with your muse?
is there someone your muse has a crush on, but who you don’t actually have a ship with?
what would push you to drop a ship?
[ text: ri. 💛, 3.22 pm ] let’s go to the beach together. i know summer is over but let’s go look at the sunset. i miss you. 💛
[ text: yunieeee !💙] i miss you too, yunie!! i’d love to look at the sunset 😄
[ text: yunieeee !💙] i’ll be there in 10!
tinyslutttt:
Girls who tease you in public knowing you can’t dick them down in the moment are demons
mun vs muse !!
tagged by: @meyvn tagging: @ofsylleblossom @ofbesaid @rousseure, anyone who wants to do it !
she smiles enough for everyone.
indie rp blog for rikku of ffx/ffx-2. default modern verse, game verses upon request.
promo template & psd cred: x.

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‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’ -corditeheart/Seifer
❝ come on. all milk tastes the same. right ? ❞ there’s rikku’s hot take for the day, or more like her confession that she wouldn’t be able to tell the difference in taste between 2% and vitamin D milk. ❝ but if you really don’t like it, i’ll take it back. ❞
The older i’ve gotten, the more i’ve realised how important it is that we also see ourselves represented in a multitude of ways, not just the same way over and over again.
Bitches will say “gimme another kiss” after being kissed 84848284 times.. it’s me, I’m bitches
SOMEONE GREAT (2019) dir. jennifer kaytin robinson
you can’t offend me. i lack emotion.
indie fandomless oc, loved by ree ! private & selective. very oc & au friendly. promo template credit.

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Are you a top or bottom?
I’m an experience
✰ — — * PARKS & RECREATION SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ i tried to make ramen in the coffee pot and i broke everything. ’ ‘ i typed your symptoms into the thing up here and it says you could have network connectivity problems. ’ ‘ there’s only one thing i hate more than lying: skim milk, which is water that’s lying about being milk. ’ ‘ don’t be such a baby. i cooked you some bacon for a trail snack. ’ ‘ i really only listen to german death reggae and halloween sound effects records from the 1950s. ’ ‘ whenever she asks me for the latin names of any of our plants, i just give her the names of rappers. ’ ‘ i once forgot to brush my teeth for five weeks. ’ ‘ i didn’t actually sell my last car, i just forgot where i parked it. ’ ‘ i don’t know who al gore is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask. ’ ‘ when they say 2% milk, i don’t know what they other 98% is. ’ ‘ i’ve only slept nine hours over the past four days so i’m right on the verge of a nervous breakdown. ’ ‘ upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me. ’ ‘ since i am not a rabbit, no, i do not want a salad. ’ ‘ you’re like an angel with no wings. ’ ‘ oh my god you have to stop using the word ‘nipple.’ ’ ‘ you’re right, i know. i have to be a grown up… but it’s so hard! ’ ‘ i was reading an encyclopedia and i tripped or ‘fell over’ and hit my head. or ‘brain helmet.’ ’ ‘ oh my god, your boobs are dead. ’ ‘ i have a medical condition, alright! it’s called caring too much and it’s incurable! ’ ‘ he put all my records into this rectangle! the songs just play one right after the other! this is an excellent rectangle! ’ ‘ if i keep my body moving and my mind occupied at all times, i will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair. ’ ‘ guys love it when you can show them you’re better than they are at something they love. ’ ‘ jogging is the worst. i mean, i know it keeps you healthy, but god, at what cost? ’ ‘ i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life. ’ ‘ i know this and i love you. ’ ‘ that’s too much responsibility. i gotta find a way out of this. ’ ‘ you are a wonderful person. your friendship means a lot to me and you look very beautiful. ’ ‘ i was kind of getting sick of listening to them talk about their relationship, but then i remembered that alcohol existed. ’ ‘ i got stung once and i’m immune. go ahead and sting me, bees! it does nothing! ’ ‘ i’m not afraid of cops! i have no reason to be. i never break any laws, ever… because i’m deathly afraid of cops. ’ ‘ i’m fine. it’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and i’m always tired. ’ ‘ there will be alcohol there, so i will go as well. ’ ‘ i can’t go because i don’t want to. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna stay angry, i find that relaxes me! ’ ‘ i don’t want to seem overdramatic, but i don’t really care what happens here. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna leave early and go home. ’ ‘ if any of you need anything at all, too bad. ’ ‘ you have never been neutral on anything in your life. you have an opinion on pockets. ’ ‘ dance up on me! ’ ‘ i have an idea, it’s very uncool. it’s not illegal, technically. but it is a dick move. ’ ‘ one time my refrigerator stopped working. i didn’t know what to do. i just moved. ’ ‘ you’re stupid and you’re drunk and you’re stupid. ’ ‘ you don’t even know one thing. i didn’t even say one thing and then she asked me the whole thing and i didn’t even do it once. ’ ‘ i’m like an elephant, okay? if i walk into a room, it’s like, ‘oh he’s in there.’ ’ ‘ bababooey. ’ ‘ mac and cheese pizza?! you’re making that?! ’ ‘ i was dying earlier today. and then i died. now i’m dead. ’ ‘ the only thing i will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother! ’ ‘ i don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like 100 years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life. ’ ‘ i have been kind of tense lately. just thinking about the new star wars sequel. ’ ‘ it does look sad. kind of. sorry for stepping on you, floor. ’ ‘ if you rearrange the letters of peru, you can spell europe. ’ ‘ you’re as guilty as you are sexy. ’ ‘ this maze is like a maze. ’ ‘ sometimes when i blow my nose, i get a boner. i don’t know why. it just happens. ’ ‘ so i feel like you were mad at me yesterday and i don’t know why so i made a list of everything i did and i’m gonna try not to do any of them again. ’ ‘ no, i’m not crying, okay? i’m allergic to jerks! ’ ‘ i don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are… actually, it’s going to bug me if i don’t. ’ ‘ with all due respect, you’re a major dick. ’ ‘ the calzones… betrayed me? ’ ‘ who hasn’t had gay thoughts? ’ ‘ do you think a depressed person could make this? no! ’ ‘ i like your energy. what do you say you and i ride go-karts later? ’ ‘ three words: treat. yo. self. ’ ‘ treat yo self. it’s the best day of the year! ’ ‘ i’ll tell you what. here’s the deal. if you get fired, i’ll quit, and we’ll leave together. i’m serious! move to a new city, change our names… burn our fingertips off with acid… swap faces… if we have to. ’ ‘ monsters don’t have souls? uh, have you seen monsters inc? ’ ‘ i make my money the old fashioned way: i got run over by a lexus. ’ ‘ i took this thing called ‘zapvigil’ which apparently is what israeli fighter pilots use to stay awake so… right now it looks like i’m talking to a giant crab. stay away from me crab! ’ ‘ well, you suck at being polite, sir. ’ ‘ at one point, for no reason, i just took off my shoes and held them in my hand. ’ ‘ three, two, one, and my shift’s over… what the fuck is your problem?! ’ ‘ math is worthless in real life. i mean, there’s an app for calculating tips. that’s all you need. ’ ‘ your house isn’t haunted, you’re lonely. ’ ‘ just because i can’t go out with him, someone else can? wow. ’ ‘ oh, this is bad. i should not have done this. ’ ‘ she’s the worst person i’ve ever met. i want to travel the world with her. ’ ‘ no, no, no, no. i’m not lonely. i have me. ’ ‘ i love watching russian traffic accidents on youtube while i play children’s music at the wrong rpm. ’ ‘ god, i am so annoyed that he would hypothetically do that. ’ ‘ you beautiful, rule-breaking moth. ’ ‘ you beautiful, naive, sophisticated newborn baby. ’ ‘ you beautiful tropical fish. ’ ‘ hope no one minds if i livetweet this bitch! ’ ‘ i just want to hear the doctor say that he had a fart attack. is that too much to ask? ’ ‘ the only things i like are dogs and sleeping late. ’ ‘ it kind of sucks that i’m super broke and i want to buy you stuff and it’s embarrassing that i can’t. ’ ‘ i don’t want anything. i just want to hang out with you. ’ ‘ you’ve killed my spirit. my spirit’s blood is on your hands. ’ ‘ i hate people. ’ ‘ you can see the stars, which i hate. they’re creepy. ’ ‘ i will kill you slowly with a giant syringe. ’ ‘ what? i love garbage. ’ ‘ i only tell the truth when it makes me sound like i’m lying. ’ ‘ i want to be burned at the stake. ’ ‘ i’m going to murder you a thousand times. ’ ‘ people who buy things are suckers. ’ ‘ this is 100% certified for realskis. ’ ‘ well, if there’s anyone who can bring my parents together, it’s no one. no one can ever bring them together. ’ ‘ getting married is the bravest, most wonderful thing you can do because every day you come home and you’re just like, ‘what? it’s you! i love you! you’re my sexy roommate. we love each other.’ ’ ‘ i am 100% certain that i am 0% sure of what i’m going to do. ’ ‘ my anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours. ’ ‘ maybe we should find the person who stole your positive attitude. ’ ‘ scientists believe that the first human being who will live 150 years has already been born. i believe i am that human being. ’ ‘ messy is fun, okay? my whole life is a giant mess and i love it. ’ ‘ friendship is better because friends help you move. they drive you to the airport. boyfriends just… love you and marry you. ’ ‘ i hope you brought a change of clothes cause your eyes are about to piss tears. ’ ‘ everything hurts and i’m dying. ’ ‘ i need you to text me every 30 seconds saying everything’s gonna be okay. ’ ‘ let me just say, from the bottom of my heart: my bad. ’ ‘ there are no consequences to my actions anymore. i’m like a white, male u.s. senator. ’ ‘ hey, are you busy? and writing star trek fan fiction does not count. ’ ‘ what do we…? like, what do we do? like, what do we do? um, how- how do we- how…? how… how… how? what do we do?! ’ ‘ oh, also, i have a little secret… i’m drunk. ’ ‘ i do say the cutest stuff. ’ ‘ i don’t want to cause a panic… news flash: we’re screwed! ’ ‘ velvet slippies, cashmere socks, velvet pants, cashmere turtle. i’m a cashmere-velvet candy cane. ’ ‘ you shut your mouth! you have all the strengths! ’ ‘ never half-ass two things. whole-ass one thing. ’ ‘ i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food. ’ ‘ i guess i kind of hate most things, but i never really seem to hate you. ’ ‘ time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge. let’s go! ’ ‘ i have no idea what i’m doing, but i know i’m doing it really, really well. ’ ‘ ovaries before brovaries. ’ ‘ sometimes you gotta work a little so you can ball a lot. ’ ‘ i have never taken the high road, but i tell people to ‘cause then there’s more room for me on the low road. ’ ‘ just remember, every time you look up at the moon, i, too, will be looking at a moon. not the same moon, obviously. that’s impossible. ’ ‘ i’m just gonna go live under a bridge and ask people riddles before they cross. ’ ‘ i love games that turn people against each other. ’ ‘ i don’t care about that prize, but i’m gonna win because i want his happiness to go away. ’ ‘ that is the coolest sentence i have ever heard somebody talk. ’ ‘ i wanted to make fun of stupid people while i get drunk. my two true passions. ’ ‘ i am big enough to admit that i am often inspired by myself. ’ ‘ if i could go back in time and cut your eyeballs out, i would. ’