Hawks Stan Blog

what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak

what's great about skinamarink is that after a certain point it became simply unwatchable. not in the sense that it was bad, just that you couldn't have PAID me to look at the screen for more than five seconds at a time. eyes to the floor. sometimes during a shot i'd be like "what if the camera panned over and the bald guy was there." um. you have no idea how badly i DIDN'T want the camera to pan over and the bald guy to be there. eyes back to the floor.

you wanna take this outside bro???? you wanna watch the stars with me bro????? confess our feelings under the moon bro?????

im literally so i just i literally i actually just okay so this is i mean alright so

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

imma say it. “kung fu panda” did more for body positivity and saying that  you can be fat and still be healthy and liked than ANYTHING any beauty companies trying to get your money.

also it had a positive relationship between an adopted child and his stepfather even after he found out he was adopted

I’m honestly kind of shocked how well-written this cartoon about Jack Black as a panda ended up being, but kudos to KFP!

i am ABSOLUTELY INCONSOLABLE RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST GODDAMN THING

pan people are good and I like them. if ur pan I’m mentally shaking ur hand and “nice.”

bi/pan solidarity is really good and easy actually. I walk up to my pan friend and ask “hey why do you id as pan?” and they say “because I feel it matches my internal perception of my orietation. why do you id as bi?” and I say “because I feel it matches my internal perception of my orietation. yknow, our lived experience of being attracted to multiple genders is almost identical, it would be really stupid if I were to treat you badly and spend large amounts of my time insulting you because of some weird idea that your identity means you inherently think you’re better than me and wish I’d stop existing, right? that would be fucked up and mind numbingly pointless, right?” and they say “yeah man, it would be” and then we make a cake :)