you must fix your heart

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Old man, sitting in the pool steps reading his book

UNRESTRAINED SUMMER FUN

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

at least can all we agree that the original gay flag with the magic and sex colours is BEAUTIFUL and it should make a comeback

Happy pride month everyone

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

The rudest most selfish asocial shit you can fucking do at a show is shove in front of someone shorter than you and then stand directly in front of them. Has happened to me like dozens of times where someone a good head taller than me pushes in front of me and stands directly back-to-nose with me and it takes everything in me to not go apeshit every time. Genuinely the display of total self centered lack of consideration or situational awareness makes me feel like the Joker.

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should