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The beginning.

I want to fucking wrap my car around a tree and die

why is it that whenever i kick my feet for fun theres always dogs in the way

REBLOGS > LIKES

we've constructed a network of endless noise generating rivers, laying them throughout the land in a way that is both unpleasantly obstructive, and inefficiently hostile to the surrounding environment and its inhabitants. this is to ensure that "sound" is being produced as close to 24 hours a day, every day of the week, as physically possible. this "sound" is generated via a stream of metal constructs passing through the irrigation channels at a high velocity. thanks to our devastating acts of environmental destruction, one can enjoy hearing sound outside at all times of the day all of the time no matter what. we thank you for listening.

Disney: ok you can use mickey mouse, but- Nomura: Michael is now a Flawed Warrior King with a reckless past who is not exactly forthcoming wrt to the truth. He makes critical mistakes like leaving people behind in the realm of darkness but also takes the nearest troubled teenagers under his wing at every possible opportunity. He is always trying to make up for how he’s erred but despite keeping a fairly level head is sometimes consumed with thoughts of vengeance when his friends are threatened. Also he says it’s not only okay to be gay but that the capacity for such strong love is the source of your power–

What if the new years ball descended and kept going and then it opened and showered the filthy new yorkers below with millions of assorted spiders and house centipedes