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it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

fantasy authors love to daringly ask: what if racism was correct

Have they considered that perhaps the situation requires the delicate hand of a compsci student minoring in business

mychart loves to send you eight emails that you need to use 2 factor authentication to view in the webapp that say like "You went to the doctor Today."

a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints

at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

fantasy culture where you have a different name for every role in your life and a true name that is extremely secret

I keep seeing that Mexican chocolate post and I need to remind people that this is only being done as the bare minimum by the government. While Sheinbaum announced that chocolate bar, the Mexican government was busy purchasing surveillance equipment from Israel, and defending US-american property developers as they buy up more and more housing in the three biggest cities in the country. The reality is that Sheinbaum, Lopez-Obrador, and MORENA proved to be just as bad as the previous conservative governments. No amount of shiny new trains and "cruelty free" chocolate hide the fact that the country is being turned into a surveillance state which funds the Israeli government and welcomes western capitalists who are stripping the country of its resources.

This isn't even getting into her backtracking on the 40-hour workweek. One of the biggest promises of her campaing, and she acquiesced to the capitalist class by shutting out the workers from the process, putting the whole thing at the mercy of the country's wealthiest businesses. We can't forget calling her calling the recent anti-gentrification protests as xenophobic against US-Americans and Europeans🙄