Seb: Snakes are venomous, that means if they bite you, you die. Poisonous means that, if you bite it you die.

Charles: What if it bites me and it dies?

Max: That means you are poisonous. Gosh just listen Charles.

Esteban: What if it bites itself and I die?

Seb: That's voodoo.

Mick: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Seb: That's correlation, not causation.

Lance: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Lance: What-?

Max: Because I want to pin you to a wall.

someone being seriously injured and that being broadcasted is not entertainment

their family and loved ones crying and that being broadcasted is not entertainment

the videos being replayed over and over again when we don't know if their ok is not entertainment

it's not fun,it's not a situation to make money off of it's worrying to us and it's disrespectful for that person and their loved ones

Seb: What are you saying? Say it again.

Lance: Tubberware.

Seb: Say it again. Slow.

Lance: Tubberware.

Seb: Slow, very slow - actually, say the first syllable.

Lance: Tub.

Seb: Wrong.

Lance: What do you mean, wrong?

Seb: I thought I caught that. You’re saying tub. It’s P.

Lance: What are you talking about?

Seb: Tupperware. Tupper.

Lance: It’s tupper?

Seb: It’s tupper, always has been, always will be.

“what are you writing?”

“it’s a….story.”

“oh cool, what’s it about?”

“…uh…”

“you have a tumblr? can i follow you?”

“what kind of blog is ur tumblr?”

it currently has less than half the signatures it needs to for the government to respond, and though the deadline to get them is in october, i don't know if we can leave things to chance.

please, please sign it if you are a uk resident. this is personally important to me and im sure to many other non-binary individuals here. if you don't live in the uk, reblogs to spread this are so appreciated.

his girlfriend’s name is lulu and she doesnt deserve the naughty list for this. :C mac’s gone too far and dragged her down wish him. glad he redeemed himself

also look tux is such a bastard that taking him down = good behavior

im just losing my mind with penguin receipts right now 

and he’s pepper’s bf from above, who got on the good list while they had to call out tux for being lazy sldkjfa

u deserve ur spot in the 2020 poll mr. tux. go call out to UR girlfriend to get her food and maybe u can have a redemption arc too. see how well its working out for mr mac

REDEEMED HIMSELF U EVIL POLLSTERS