Sunway

why the hell do i have impostor syndrome when elon musk exists. i’m fucking great at my job actually

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

the transition in the past two decades from family sitcoms and ‘friends all living together’ sitcoms to workplace comedies signifies a larger shift in how work dominates our lives and leaves no space for traditional family or community raising in this essay i will

that one soulful zebra in the exile song from the lion king 2

Omg

My love for Benoit Blanc knows no bounds. He's just some guy, he's a genius, he's the new Poirot, he encourages women to speak their mind at people who screw them over, he hates rich people, he's married to malewife Hugh Grant, he dresses like a 70s queer man with access to online shopping, he has no consistent accent other than Vaguely American Southern, he can solve any mystery, he cannot win Among Us, and I would marry the hell out of him him if I wasn't a lesbian and he wasn't a gay dude.

my favorite part of glass onion is how mad Benoit Blanc gets when he realizes he’s not in an impossible mystery but in fact dealing with the dumbest string of blundered crimes ever committed

i think my favourite thing about the greta thunberg vs andrew tate smackdown is she destroyed him with such a quintessentially teenage girl insult. it’s like getting arrested in 2005 because somebody did the u-g-l-y you ain’t got no alibi chant at you

That is an actual entity and yes that is legitimately the acronym

I'm an atheist but I do believe some sort of higher power is wheeze laughing at Andrew Tate right now.

A lot of us lower powers too.

my tumblr isn't even a blog, it's just a hideous amalgamation of all my hyperfixations from the last decade.