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Hi! The person running this account is a founder of Church Bread. This founder uses any pronouns. We have extensive Lore dispite it being a joke religion. Ask us anything and we probably have an answer!

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aluwuzhere

What REAL superheroes do

thedeafprophet

I saw some weird ass conspiracy video thing today of like 'we were never meant to have access to yeast, that was cultivated in a lab and it harms us' bullshit and I was like well first off there's no such thing as 'meant to' and second of all um? the long history of acquiring yeast from beer foam stretching so far back ??????

moniquill

....you can acquire yeast FROM THE AIR.

If you want to make sourdough started from scratch, the process is 'mix water, flour, and maybe sugar if you've got it, then WHIP IN AS MUCH AIR AS YOU CAN' and let it sit. And this works. Because there's yeast there. In the air.

turtlesandfrogs

Not only is there yeast in the air, it's on a bunch of fruits, too. Ever rubbed a blueberry, plum, or grape, and it was slightly darker underneath? That thin film is wild yeasts. There is also yeasts that live on human skin (and not just pathogenic ones!). We are never without yeasts.

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knighthawkchapter

You do not have access to yeast; yeast has access to you.

can-i-make-image-descriptions

[Image ID: Tweet from milk (@/ dasani_bottle) on 4/27/20 edited to read: you are not alone. theres yeasts /End ID]

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stickytuesday

Sir a croissant escaped

whatcoloristhatcat

red mackerel tabby

mewvore

vampire at the 7-11: hey why does the slurpee machine have 5 flavor listed but theres only cherry and blueberry in all 5 machines

large breasted 7-11 employee: hey are you dracula

official-boob-posts

you think this was posted before or after charlie squirt was sniped

#the tag ‘this is a post about bread’ is somehow recommended to me before my normal tag #<- prev tag #BREAD IN THE TAG!!#bread

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thesnivy123

hey guys im doing agaaain

lets make a sandwich, ill go first

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We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

xikar

Question.

I’ve rebogged bread.

doublereversequadrupleagent-blo

What?

arthurkingsmen-archive-deactiva

I have done nothing but reblog bread for the past three days.

blurry-yeensman

Where, where have you been sending it?!

infamouslydorky

impiusangelus

I love how there are more reblogs than likes

silver-tongues-blog

This post. This fucking post. I cannot believe after nearly 7 years its still going around. Let alone ON MY OWN DASH! A kid born on the day i posted this would be entering 2nd grade right now.

realgoogleclassroom

they would now be entering the 7th grade btw

nocturnal-stims

Bread baking stimboard

🍞 Cook As You Feel It on IG

pomrania

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

markscherz

The modern approach is to combine dough and disputable classification, though:

Nazari, V., Pasqualone, A., Pieroni, A., Todisco, V., Belardinelli, S., Pievani, T. (2024) Evolution of the Italian pasta ripiena: the first steps toward a scientific classification. Discover Food 4, 57. DOI: 10.1007/s44187-024-00136-1

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#loving this #bread mention #this founder is going to major in biology so this is Very Cool to them #because bread AND scientific classification?#hell yea #honorary member

gold-fiddle-johnny-offical

beware of bread...

Why's that, lovely?

thing-offical

@evil-bread-offical

evil-bread-offical

Hehe im not THAT bad, i just mold people's food..

#bread #bread mention

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isatwothree

slow days at gutiokipanja

etcseacow

What happens when you give Dingo Snipes a loaf of bread?

#church bread #bread mention #bread #dingo sniper is an honarary member of church bread #this founder is actually just like this btw #tf2 au #tf2

neverniko101

WHAT KIND OF CAT ARE YOU??

version 2! I know this one won’t blow up like the other one, but I felt like drawing more cats :3

Text vers under cut

This art is free for personal use btw, as long as you credit me :3

#church bread #bread mention #bread

workplacefire

I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!

workplacefire

god there are a lot of yall

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Golden Grey Mullet

Chelon auratus

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church-bread-official

do ya got any bread? we point out bread. we can't gimmick without bread

homunculus-argument

remember the time you made instant spoiled milk? do you think the fact i turned cheese back into curds once makes me a less or more shitty alchemist than you?

We'll have to settle this by seeing which one of us is the first to figure out how to unbake a loaf of bread.

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church-bread-official

hey wait go back did they say they were going to unbake bread? lets not do that-

#bread mention #bread #reblog map looks like the sun

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dizzyghoast

trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.

we need him more than ever before

quasi-normalcy

#i'm telling you people do not realize how much 'cringy' atheist stuff#is a direct response to religion being forced into every aspect of society#we need him BACK#atheism#<- prev

church-bread-official

hey guys as one of the two cofounders of church bread this founder would like to say that people will likely stop trying to get you into their religion stuff if you just act insanely obsessed with bread in a cult like fashion. we do that. it might work this founder doesn't know we aren't good at social cues-

#this founder speaks #church bread loves this #church bread #the flying spaghetti monster is chill with the bread god trust #they ask if you know jesus and you go 'oh yea #the bread guy he did stuff about bread right?'#and then go on a rant about bread

everydayspamton

drawing tenna every week until deltarune chapter 5 comes out

church-bread-official

bread👍

#this founder hasnt played the new deltarune chapters #we have no idea who this fella is #but we do see him kissing spamton a lot on tumblr so its fine #tenna deltarune is officially a member of church bread #bread #church bread #church bread loves this

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