Also me(one second later) : Oh I kinda feel like working towards looking perfect cause every bit of me is literally so ugly

Ouch that sucks I'll never do it again

*literally tomorrow*

Lol what pain?!

*Yummy yummy (laxatives) in my tummy*

Me: No.

*doesn't explain how I made multiple attempts and none were planned, I just... Did them *

Therapist: Okay

I can't

I just choose not to

THE PRINGLE LICK

*licks a Pringle in temptation*

Ed brain: I BINGED 😭

Reasonable brain: Well.. Actually binging is..

Ed brain: I broke my fast!

*Googles how many calories are in 1(one) lick of a Pringle*

Reasonable brain: You literally need so much more to nourish your body and it will not make you gain if you just take a proper care of...

*can't find it.. Obviously *

Ed brain: What if it is like... 10cal 😱 I must run for 3hours now and fast for at least a week to make up for it!!!

Reasonable brain: ... no

Ed brain: *INAUDIBLE YELLING*

-insert the meme where a woman is yelling at her child "why can't you just be normal" and the child is like histerically screaming -

You know where it's going...

👁️👄👁️

*drinks coffee*

I have fast anxiety... Yuh

...

My reasonable brain:

-Hey, do you want an Ana coac...

Yeee(t) haaaaw