idk man

Beer bottle

Monster can

Everything in my shower caddy (shampoo bottle, conditioner, body wash, loofah)

Pool balls & pool cues

Bollard in the middle of town

mop handle

Wine bottle after pouring the contents down my throat (then my ass when I won't swallow)

Cucumber(s)

XL bong as I cry bc I'm too high to move

Trailer hitch

Bed post

Knife handle (threaten to use the other end if I struggle)

Baseball bat

Markers (record is 22 markers at once)

Bowling pin

Hollow Kong toy

Sticks & branches

Carrots, as many as will fit (then a few more)

A baseball, then baseballs

Add a softball to my overfilled cunt

Inflatable ball so big I can't push it out when it's fully inflated

Egg plant

Corn cob

Soda bottle filled with piss (shove the open bottle in my ass when you're done with me)

Gear stick

Wand vibe head turned up so high I just sob bc I'm so overstimmed

Used condoms after gangraping me

2 Litre bottle

Whisk as an improvised speculum to keep me gaped as you fill me with cum, spit, piss, anything you can think of

Bonus

“You’re supposed to be studying and learning but you keep scrolling and reading.

Now look at the mess you made.

Just make sure to lick it up while everyone watches.”