chumpy

they finally found me out

ex roommate who claims to be a lesbian, probably bisexual, but is so male centered and cant admit shes attracted to mascs (insane combination) posting the utmost about pride month while being in an evil situationship with a man for no goddamn reason like omfg you’re getting exactly what you deserve 😭

just had a really fantastic dream so obvi i need to write it down before i forget. parents gone for the week, whole house to myself i can smoke my life away and be a chud. go over to my friends house, their roommate happens to be my spring semester crush. we hit it off instantly i have flawless social skills (this how i knew it was a dream) he obviously likes me a lot. i get his insta, i go home, i walk really quickly to a small smoke shop a few blocks down in the rain cus i want a snack, also barefoot. for some reason everybody in there speaks spanish and im also perfectly fluent. i find the best snacks and drinks. i go back home enjoy my couple of days alone then parents come back and i have to clean up cus its a mess 🥴🥴

new mole i developed is really itchy am i going to die

curating an instagram story to be least offensive to my friend and still retain maximal humorous capacity

found out an artist i like is the solo project of another band i really like 😼

unfortunately i cant stop letting people follow me on my insta spam even though thats like the whole point of it because i want everyone to see my stories