Geeked Off The Shit That Got Jimmy Carter

bottom three use of the word haters ever has to be in the song The Remedy by Puscifer which is otherwise a very catchy song if you can get the image of Maynard James Keenan angrily fighting people in Facebook comments out of your head through its runtime

using “haters” in a funny satire not for real way . Please do not lump me in with the millennial obsession about the haters (people who are out to fucking GET you)

Our one eyed cat (reduced to one peeper before we adopted him) keeps swatting at our other cats but the issue is he goes for the eye he is missing every single fucking time. So now we have two cats in e collars because he has actually fucking struck them on/around their eye . He is straight up trying to make them right-eye deficient and how do you explain that to a veterinarian

unfortch the lioness is feeling like a fat loser however the lioness does not expose her weakness so the haters shan’t sabotage her

listening to panic! whilst being the ripe age of 24 is really and truly embarassing. Yes hello no I have not changed as a person in a decade. Even my 14 year old self would have thought we grew out of this shit by now. What do you mean I have 4 of their albums on cd just in case all the streaming services in the world get nuked at once I need you to kill me

living w my brothers and no parents is sooo sick we just spent 45 mins in the kitchen making up a hypothetical where everyone in the world gets 4 estrus flask charges but you can lose them if you commit crimes (severity of the crime determines how many u lose)

I think it’s time for a theme change I want something bright and pink what do we think….

maid cafe DEI hire

connor mcrapist losing in 30 seconds and walking out like a pathetic little worm AND lindsey graham kicking the bucket the same day????? What a nice treat :-)

substack accounts are too easy to make I think these people need to get back on tumblr and then not bring their thinkpieces to other apps

a man can never be the full package. you think you have a man who is the full package he’s hot he’s tall etc etc . But that motherfucker is named BENJAMIN!!!!!!

maybe silly ummmm question but does anybody else get insane anticipatory grief like . Why am I trying to preempt what the moment my brother dies will be like. Why am I feeling the intense wave of grief and despair over me. Gonna go tell my brother he’s chill

I need to take my spare key from my parents because why did my dad take one of my fucking fiber bars . GET OUT OF HERE

it is ABSOLUTELY doing its job btw but it’s also making me sound incredibly stupid because I’m like “woahhh I don’t feel like snacking and I only want to eat when I feel hungry” okay girl you were raised with an eating disorder and your whole family is obese can you get a GRIP!!!!