Jedtavius is great because theyβve been madly in love for the past fifty years, practically married, and Octavius knows this well and is fully ready to charge into battle for his husband, recite dramatic poetry, stare at him for hours, etc etc.
And then thereβs Jedediah. Who. Yβknow. Is a tad slow.
Octaviusβs feelings are 100% reciprocated. Jed is just as in love. Heβs just so dumb that he hasnβt realized heβs gay, much less in a relationship with Oct.
Jed will go βI mean yeah I wanna kiss him but thatβs normal. Like, with the homies. But only Octavius. Iβd only kiss him. But that doesnβt mean weβre in love or anything.β
And Octavius is actively holding a bouquet of roses like βplease marry me you beautiful idiotβ
10/10 gay couple, marry each other this instant
















