Jedtavius is great because they’ve been madly in love for the past fifty years, practically married, and Octavius knows this well and is fully ready to charge into battle for his husband, recite dramatic poetry, stare at him for hours, etc etc.
And then there’s Jedediah. Who. Y’know. Is a tad slow.
Octavius’s feelings are 100% reciprocated. Jed is just as in love. He’s just so dumb that he hasn’t realized he’s gay, much less in a relationship with Oct.
Jed will go “I mean yeah I wanna kiss him but that’s normal. Like, with the homies. But only Octavius. I’d only kiss him. But that doesn’t mean we’re in love or anything.”
And Octavius is actively holding a bouquet of roses like “please marry me you beautiful idiot”
10/10 gay couple, marry each other this instant













