Tentacle Loving Trash Witch

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

*sexy denethor costume for halloween* and why should your thongs not be fit for my balls?

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

This is better than anything I’ve ever made.

shoutout to the fanfic so fucked up so smutty so particular to canon that it’s impossible to turn into an original novel. when something exists solely for making other fans eat glass. and you can only tell a very particular kind of person at a very particular time in their life about it after reading, creating a unique warrior bond forever

wow you freaks really like this one huh?? i have more ideas about bones and hand and organs and this was the most tame one,, so get ready

weird freak mutual to weird freak mutual connection

now that's a friend indeed

"Ignore the long Elmo" no I don't think I will

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.