im one tired alien

thanksgiving is cancelled in 2020. instead, november will be a month of Dionysian madness, casting curses, moonlight revelry, dubious self-care methods, ritual sacrifice, and mashed potatoes. 

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

bitches gotta start thinking about their animal crossing villager and town name now so that they don’t spend 10 hours doing it when the game finally comes out. im bitches.

This whole post is a big big big mood

last saturday shorts of the decade

your url just makes it better

THE RANGE??

i pressed play and continued scrolling as i waited for the audio to load. i immediately forgot i did so, so when this shit started playing, i thought my phone got hacked or something and i started crying.

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

I WAS HOPING SOMEBODY WOULD POINT THIS OUT.

Miles: It’s “strange flex but cool beans.” Peter: Am I tripping on something? Is this a stroke, is this what a stroke feels like?

THAT’S IT THIS ONE IS THE BEST ONE

noir: strange flaunt, but alas

You’ve done it - you found something that fits the format but holds the meaning “fuck Nazis”.

spiderham: hmm disappointing, jukebox play what’s new pussycat