Big dice. big giant dice

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

Wow that's a really big gecko

@straycatj would you or Kofu try this?

Ah, we love breaking or crinkling more than climbing

uploaded this at 1 am thinking ‘oh no one is going to see this, whatever :)’ but reading your thoughts, your heartbreak and ultimately your hope made me feel like the world is one yknow what? We got this

i hate you forgiveness I hate you grace I hate you turning the other cheek I hate you being the better person I hate you "an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" I love you revenge I love you justified violence I love you vengeance without moralizing about how you're "just as bad as the one who hurt you". shut the FUCK up and leave the forgiving to Christ. kill your rapist

oh nightstand we're really in it now.

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

"Old friend" is a gayass thing to call someone

Old friend (derogatory(sexual intent))

Woah hi hello