Chrys

Gimli: Don't worry, I've been waiting for this my whole life.

Gimli: *stomps his dwarf boots* the boots flash little lights*

Meanwhile Boromir is wearing those heely shoes and taking every opportunity to pop the wheels out at the slightest hint of a downward slope in the ground.  Aragorn is highkey judging them all.

@starrystories2​ 

I’d also like to make another addition. As thou hast suggested... I willst add Boromir in Heelys...

[Just hiking along to the Pass of Caradhras] Aragorn: Come on, Legolas! We have to get moving! Legolas, fumbling with his crocs: Hang on, they have to be in sports mode.

[In the Mines of Moria] [thanks @redbootsindoriath​] Aragorn: Sure is dark in here. Gimli: *stomps feet* Legolas: Those are stupid shoes. Aragorn: Says Legolas “Battle Crocs” Greenleaf. Pippin, staring forlorn at the sketchers: I’ve never wanted shoes so badly in my entire life.

[Attacked by orcs at the end] Aragorn: We have to be as fast as possible! Boromir: This is my time to shine. *takes the wheels out* *gets heelys ready* Aragorn: Boromir, what are you-- Boromir, rolling along with the little wheels on his heels: GOTTA HELP THE HOBBITS! Aragorn: Um-- Boromir: ZOOOOOM!

HE'S--

Me: gets more depressed because I never do anything

literally no one :

Kitten discovering that he has feet 

“I bought a typewriter today and Ben hates it“ 

Sam: Up?