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they hit his ass with the "was" im gonna cry

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Iβve made the joke before of Hua Cheng smashing his and Xie Lianβs names together and writing them in a glittery love heart like Xie Cheng or Hua Lian to plan their marriage in his diaries. But like I forgot he just straight up did that already. Like, he didnβt have a name, so he just plucked the Hua outta Xie Lianβs martial title, and then referenced how they first met (falling from the city wall) and then called it a day. Thatβs his name now for the next 800 years. Like, if you think about it, he already is out here calling himself Mrs Flower, to the flower-crowned martial god, but you need that knowledge to get it. I hate him so much.
One of my favourite things in tgcf is how Hualian will be being super romantic and then it cuts to a different character and theyβre having a horrible time, like it is NOT going well for them, and then it cuts back to Hualian and theyβre jst like making out or smth

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Kermit has returned!! And he has reassured me that he simply poured me a cup of Dangerous Chemicals instead of wine by mistake!! He has also let me know that he has not put small doses of Dangerous Chemicals In All Of My Foods during his absence and I BELIEVE him!! I feel EXTRA safe knowing that Batman will not come save me this time!! The doors are locked

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Its tough being a Joker in the world of Woke. They/Them Alfred just dropped off my son because my wife (Pregnant Batman) hasn't wanted to talk to me ever since I went apeshit in the Bob Evans. Le sigh. Might start a podcast.
AITA for making a scene at breakfast after my ex wife revealed to me that she is Batman?
I (37 J) met my ex-wife, Bryce(38 F), for breakfast this morning to discuss the state of our relationship and the possibilities of several accidental extramarital pregnancies (it's been complicated).
Some backstory: I had recently had an unexplained episode of vomiting after sharing wine with my lover, Kermit (ageless, muppet). I was given mouth-to-mouth by Batman (38 F), who had broken into my apartment to save me, somehow aware of my plight. She stayed the night to make sure I was okay, and in the morning, she briefly had an episode of vomiting herself, which she explained by telling me she was pregnant. This led me to two horrifying conclusions:
1. I had gotten Batman pregnant via mouth-to-mouth CPR
2. I myself must be pregnant, as I had also had unexplained vomiting the night before
This was the reason I had to meet with Bryce (also pregnant), to explain that we now had 3 children on the way, rather than 1. However, as I started to explain the situation, she cut me off.
"I'm Batman." Huh???
"And you weren't vomiting because you were pregnant. Kermit poisoned you. That's why he's been missing. He's hiding from justice. He's hiding from me."
Reddit, it was at this point I lost it. To hide such a thing for so long? Batman, for context, is a notorious muppet-hater, and I, for context, am something of a muppet-lover. She was throwing the objects of my affection into Arkham Assylum, right under my nose! And now, she was baselessly accusing my own love of poisoning me, which he would NEVER do. Kermit the Frog is a good man, and a passionate lover.
I had entered a Joker Rage in the Bob Evans and had jumped on the table next to us, howling and kicking the shit out of the biscuits and gravy, before I realized I needed to calm down a little. It was too late. Bryce was crying, and she got up and left (lowkey dining and dashing!) I called after her, but she never turned around. I don't know reddit. I was in shock.
I completely ruined breakfast, scared the staff and customers at the Bob Evans, and brought my pregnant ex wife to tears. But I feel my reaction was justified because it was such shocking news. I mean, how could I have known she was Pregnant Batman all along????
So, AITA?