professionalfailure

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

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I feel like ODD being an official disorder in the DSM should be the thing that makes everyone go “hm” about how psychology is practiced

[looking a child directly in the eye] i diagnose you with Shitty Bitch Syndrome. this makes it legal to do medieval german tortures to you by the way

emo revival is just like. eye wrinkles. laugh lines. grey hairs. tragedy is so 2006. the future you didnt think youd live to see is on your doorstep. dont you think its time to love yourself a little bit?

this is what having cave access from your house in minecraft is like

when i isolate, i feel more comfortable since i don’t have to mask. it feels safe. but the longer i isolate, the more social anxiety builds up even if i don’t realize it at the time & when i see someone again, the paranoia feels suffocating. suddenly i don’t feel safe anymore

love how all these homeschooling/unschooling tiktok moms just admit their problem with public school is not stress and bullying but that their children might end up disagreeing with their political views and lifestyle.

it's not a coincidence homeschooling in the US is heavily tied to evangelicals and promoted by far right think tanks lol. they know they'll lose if their kids leave home.

This just in. You can have more than one problem with a system. One of the concerns can be "sending my children into a government building where they're going to be educated in a religion [because like it or not, most of modern teachings about gender/race/sexuality are a godless religion] which runs contrary to the one I know to be true", and it's perfectly valid.

Album so bad that he had to break up his one person band because of it

since the cowboy and the samurai were both dying out in the 1800s i want an action adventure historically wildly inaccurate comic about the last cowboy and the last samurai teaming up BUT one of them is gay and the other doesn’t understand what being gay is and there are multiple comedic mishaps resulting from this

after lots of frantic googling of “were samurais gay” “were cowboys gay” “how did gay samurais work” “did gay cowboys love each other” ad nauseam i have decided that it’s actually funnier if both the cowboy AND the samurai are gay but not for each other and also they both have their very culturally specific understandings of gay social politics so both of them still are equally like “dude why are you like this” to each other

the depictions of homosexual identity at the time are painstakingly accurate and very clearly heavily researched, and this is purposefully in direct contrast to how absolutely absurd and crazy the entire rest of the premise of the comic is

okay picture this; i go back in time and find a victorian orphan child. do i blow his mind? do i break his brain? NO!!! i give him warm soft clothes and a hug. he gets me wizard high off what would commonly be used to treat a minor cough in that era. we both eventually contract a deadly illness and then i bring him to the future where we get easily cured of our ailment. i buy him a happy meal afterwards. he’s my good son now. love you son.