im extremely devout but nobody can figure out what im worshipping

I just had 3 crackers with chutney and sharp white cheddar . Then i had a ring of pineapple. I started to levitate, but i wasnt scared. Im not scared of anything

they just invented bipolar 3 just for me

hi welcome to speaking your truth Sunday (touches earpiece Sorry? Sorry?) Okay im getting word that it's actually falsehood Monday. (whispering into earpiece: i dont have any lies prepared what am i going to do? what am i going to do? all i have is truths)

New w/aterparks tonight my heart is beating fast

Thematically inconsistent and uninteresting

oh my god ?? Hatchlings was nominated by NECKSNAP editor john hanley for best of the net 2027 ! this is my first time being nominated for botn and of all my short stories i'm glad it's this one

i taught a perfectly smooth glistening orb how to love and now it is quite despondent about out how small the contact surface area with another of its kind is

2026 we’re getting normal about intimacy! Nah I’m just playing 😂