I’m sure, if you are like me, as soon as you found out you had this allergy, or a good friend of yours did, you checked the interwebs to see what it had to say, because Dr. Google always knows best. The picture of the scared dog is there to illustrate my feelings of fear over such a tiny piece of shit. The first website that pops up when you mention a potassium dichromate allergy, it s fucking scary one. The list of items I am allergic to goes as follows:
►Alloys of metallurgy ►Adhesives ►Anticorrosive in antifreeze, oils and paints. ►Automobile ►Bleach ►Blue prints ►Bricks ►Catgut sutures ►Cement ►Ceramics ►Chrome plating ►Chrome steel ►Chromium picolinate ►Copy paper ►Dental implants ►Detergents ►Drywall ►Electroplating ►Electric batteries ►Engraving and lithography ►Eye shadow ►Fireworks ►Floor wax ►Foundries (added to sand for bricks) ►Glue ►Green dyes ►Ink ►Mascara ►Matches ►Metalurgy (alloys) ►Milk testing ►Mortar ►Orthopedic ►Pacemaker wires ►Paint (esp. green, orange, yellow) ►Photography (color developing) ►Pigments ►Plaster ►Pool table felt ►Safety matches ►Shoe polish ►Stainless steel ►Tanning of leather ►Tattoos (Green) ►Textile dyes (military green) ►TV manufacturing ►Vitamin supplements ►Welding ►Wood preservative
Okay, how the fuck is someone allergic to automobiles and photography. That seems like quite the stretch. But I was secretly happy to see “pool table felt,” because now I have an excuse to say no when my friends ask me to play. Because I might be the worst pool player you have ever met.
Well, I wanted to share this list, and my anxieties about touching most things man made. The moral is, avoidance is completely out of the question, unless I decide I wish to be a hermit, which is not my style. But I will consciously try to not go outside barefoot because I am allergic to the cement, and I won’t buy any new green clothes, and I guess I can’t become a dentist or a construction worker OR a makeup artist (three huge dreams of mine), but somehow, I’ll make this work.
And not to worry, tips to come about how to get around avoiding some of the MOST necessary items of life such as dental implants, mascara, ink, paint… the list does go on for quite a while.
Just a re-post of the first post I wrote... a good reminder that I can barely survive outside of a bubble.












