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Are lazy skeletons too lazy to keep their blog active daily?

[ * Sans pokes his head out of a pile of mail he was napping in. ]

* huh- wh-

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I got this idea while I was in Wisconsin for the last month but I didn’t bring my tablet so I had no way to draw it really. I was able to bang this out in about two hours now that I’m home. Wear a mask. Also ignore the contradictory nature of the meet n greet sign, I was trying to think of ways Papyrus would be interacting with people in an official ambassadorial way and this is all my tired brain gave me.

samthe-human

-slaps Sam across the face- ...

(*Sam recoils in shock from the slap.)

*!!!

*A-Anon, why did they do that? That wasn’t very nice...

sans-floor-sock

* here we go again.

... Sans, Sam doesn't even know what a RESET is. How could they be using it if they've got no idea what it is? Why would they even WANT to RESET? I don't understand why you're so mad at them aside from the fact that they've adopted a tiny Gaster who makes critter sounds and gives affection. Besides, Button's not the only Gaster they've adopted, and he's certainly not the first.

* i just don't like them, okay!?

* shit, i'm not allowed to dislike people now?

#shut the f*ck up sans #tw swearing

Since you won’t tell us why you’re mad at Button, why are you mad at Sam? Is it because of Button? Or are they just too dumb for you to tolerate?

* they reset for their convenience.

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... Wait a second. Does the Desktop connect to the surface? Maybe Z can help free monsters! You'd have to ask them though...

*B-But...

(*Sam’s face falls a little.)

*You want to help the monsters...You want to prove that you’re not just a useless human. Especially to Gaster...

sans-floor-sock

* i wasn't made for nothin'.

samthe-human

*Once you pick him up, Button goes silent and curls up in your hands.* 'Prrr...' *Looks like he just wanted to be held. Although, you do notice Sans in the background, glaring at him. Why does he hate Button so much? What did the tiny critter do? Did he even do anything?*

*It’s ok, Button. Sans will come around soon and then the two of them will be able to get along like brothers!

sans-floor-sock

* no.

samthe-human

I think Sans hates Button because Button looks like Gaster, but is also Gaster's son? And Sans is jealous? Idk he won't give dumb people a straight answer because we've got no braincells to figure it out ourselves.

*If Sans doesn’t want to tell people, that’s his business...

*But you do want him to know that you’ll always love him like your own son as well no matter how many you adopt.

sans-floor-sock

* ...sure you will.

Sans, what exactly do you have against Button? I’m not saying you’re being jealous it’s just that he didn’t exactly do anything wrong...

* .........

* read.

samthe-human

Hey Sam, Sans wants to beat you up

(*Sam gives you a strange look before starting to giggle hysterically.)

*Ehehehe! That’s a bit of a dark joke, Anon!

*Sans would never hurt you! Especially when you baked some cinnamon rolls just for him! They’re still hot though so you have to wait until they’re cool...

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* anon!!!

samthe-human

*Oh, hey Sans! Perfect timing! You made cinnamon rolls for him! Fresh out the oven and made with love!

(*They hand you a bag of the baked treats.)

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* oh.. thanks, bud :)

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Hey Sam, Sans wants to beat you up

(*Sam gives you a strange look before starting to giggle hysterically.)

*Ehehehe! That’s a bit of a dark joke, Anon!

*Sans would never hurt you! Especially when you baked some cinnamon rolls just for him! They’re still hot though so you have to wait until they’re cool...

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* anon!!!

*Button looks up at you and peeps, before darting over and beeping.* 'EEP! EEP!' *He seems like he wants attention...*

* go bother someone else.

samthe-human

*Button scampers over to you and beeps, jumping up to try and get into your hand.* 'EEP! EEP! EEP!'

(*Sam scoops Button up into their hands and nuzzles him.)

*You ask Button if there’s something that he needs.

sans-floor-sock

* they need to get lost.

It’s either act or fight. You choose.

>Act

[ * Sans ignores the anon. ]

You heard me... Go up to Sam and hit them. Hit them as hard as you can manage until they’re at 9/20 HP. You want to vent your anger, so go vent, Sans.~

* uh.

* no?

* i'm a pacifist.

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Sans, I think Button wants to say hi

* no

If you’re mad at Sam, why do you still talk to them, Mr. I’m jealous of Button?

* i'm-

* you anons need to calm down.

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