Chace, Not Chase

Oh? I’m going to kidnap him and take him to Disney and we’ll buy out their candy store just for the two of us. We’ll run around on a sugar high and get on all the rides, then he’ll be like Uncle Chace who??

Wherever he goes I go. We’re a two for one deal.

Shh - my advices get people far, I mean not in the most honorable way but hey, who is a saint these days? So yes, I’ll get you one of those dif shirts. In fact, I’ll even design it myself. Kinda, miss me?

See this angel face? You’re looking at one. It has to be kid friendly, but other than that go wild with it. I look forward to seeing what you come up with. I miss you as much as you miss me, so kinda.

…..I’m not going to say what I was going to say.

Are you? How sweet.

Challenge accepted Crawford!!

Does this mean you’re ready at any moment’s notice? Like right now.

That’s my title. Back off, mate.

I can’t compete with you. Everyone knows you’re hot stuff. And that accent will make any girl swoon. But how does Rosie feel about you being a dilf?

All I even have to say to this is Oh my gosh.

Do you feel secondhand embarassment for me?

Just explain him that it’s when a guy on his 30′s is handsome or haves cooties. But yeah, usually it’s a father but my fans call me mom and milf so guess that’s where it could be coming from…

If I do that he’s gonna start calling Tony a dilf, which is more appropriate when you think of it. But then I’d have to explain where he learned it from. I’ll tell him you taught him.

A dilf? Well…guess they made an exception for you. 

As long as I’m not expected to fulfill sexual fantasies, I guess I’m ok with that.

I mean… would you have to explain the whole daddy kink as well?

If further explanation is necessary, I’ll have you do that for me.

Hes probably just preparing you for when you have your own kids

I can use all the practice I can get. I’ll need it.

I think you should tell him it’s a “dad I’d like to friend”. Same letters but he’ll eventually figure out the real meaning when he’s older. Right now, he’s okay not knowing. I would say that you do, maybe the person didn’t know that you’re not? Because you had your nephew with you and all.

Clever, I like that one. Strangely I’ve been called that even without my nephew around. Maybe it’s the facial hair.

I’m going to be that one man who fails in knowing what you’re even talking about. What’s a dilf?

Are you ready for this? It stands for dad I’d like to… French-kiss. But less PG.

You are a dilf I mean you’re kind of like a daddy age you know?

Chace?  Haven’t you ever noticed people on social media calling you Daddy?  I get called Mommy all the time be fans.  Which nephew asked this, by the way?  Hawkins or River?

I’m sorry but that’s freakin’ hysterical, oh my god! Especially because your not even a dad–your an uncle. So wouldn’t it be an Uilf?

Technically, yes. But uilf sounds like you’re shuddering at the sight of me or making the sound of disgust. That Chace, uilf. See what I mean?