Whiskey In A Tea Cup.

F2f: hubs and wife

To all the little girls out there, we will set fire to this world that steals your childhoods and stops you from being everything you want to be, and build a better one from the ashes, the kind of world that treasures you for all your powerful capabilities.

You know it’s not your day when you literally almost trip on a banana peel.

This sounds like real life Mario Kart.. except walking..

Do yo know what’s the one thing I hate about coming to NYC on winter? The change of weather… like in LA I could swear it was spring and I got on the plane with just a thin sweater and then I got off the plane here and I could swear the wnd was going to make me fly away. Also how is everyone’s day going? I’m Kendall, also known as Kenny or Ken, and right know the girl who is about to get a pneumonia.

LA spoils you with such nice weather year round. I would never dare wear just a thin sweater in NYC though, the cold is brutal there. Much like Cleveland. I’m convinced not even Alaska is this cold. Needless to say, I’m ready for summer.

A worker knocks at  9AM on my bedroom window. I grab the blanket and turn around, sleepy. The other one says: “Oh, she is an old lady”. I have never been so insulted in my whole life.”

Ha, did that really happen? I feel like this is something that would happen to me honestly. But I own that grandma life, no shame.

The best part about being a non-famous actor, is that I get to do what I love for a living and I can go to the shops or eat a really messy burger in public - nobody gives a crap and there’s no unflattering paparazzi photos online for the rest of eternity. It’s a win win for me, really.

Enjoy it while it lasts! I mean, the unflattering pap pics aren’t as bad as the nasty rumors that get spread. 

As you probably know I’ll turn 30 in a few days. I’m not panicking about the whole turning 30 thingy, but maybe it’ll hit me soon and I won’t see it coming. There are still a few days left now. So, do you have any tips on how to avoid the turning 30 crisis? And I can’t get drunk every day until my birthday. That’s bad advice folks. Maybe I should just buy some comics and toys from my childhood and keep myself busy with those. Did you ever fear a birthday for any reasons?

I wasn’t gonna say drink every day until your birthday... just on you birthday. Until you forget your age? No? Actually, I didn’t fear 30 at all. I embraced it as the start of being more woman and that gave me empowerment, which in turn led to me accepting getting older.