I Don’t Know What I Am Doing Here

vampires always like “i could kill you if I wanted” like? yeah? so could another human being. so could a dog. so could a dedicated duck. you arent special

if i say “make me” “fight me” or “im cold” im flirting with you okay? brownie points if i ask to compare hand sizes.

Bitches be turning into a blushing puddle as soon as you call them any pet name. It's me I'm bitches

she look innocent but she nasty on the low

You’ve heard of one shots, now get ready for none shots! It’s when you think of an idea for a fic and then don’t write it

Also “sis” sometimes so if I offend you please lmk otherwise I will keep saying it

Fuck, I’m so addicted to your voice. I can’t stop listening.

Me @ my gf

Erick and Joel better start acting like little innocent babies again or else

*removes one earbud* fuck you want