100% Dallon Weekes Trash

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

The current pandemic has only made this image funnier

the children playing outside below my apartment are very seriously and passionately accusing each other of witchcraft

its plague times baby!!

I laughed so hard at this that I cried, saved it to my phone, went back and read it AGAIN then looked at the OP and it turns out I had sex with them

starting to think the amount of sleep you get has an impact on how much energy you have the next day. i’ll investigate more and get back to you

any updates?

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

a lot of people to this day think that a professional ice skater did those skating scenes from i, tonya (2017) but it was all margot robbie… she literally trained five days a week for five months and her skating coach was astonished with her progress AND SHE DIDNT EVEN GET NOMINATED FOR HER ROLE like her 3D head scans were taken and then were superimposed on her doubles’ faces when they skated close to the camera but for someone to train 5 times a week for 5 months… SHE HAS THE RANGEEEE

margot robbie apparently got a herniated disc in her neck during training for this role, but didn’t notice until a week into shooting when her arms started going numb??? margot robbie also practically became a fucking gymnast for the role of harley quinn, doing the scene where she runs up the sides and ceiling of an elevator in heels on her own without a harness. 

Margot Robbie Deserves Better

Time to start a “Margot Robbie deserves an Oscar” meme

Be gay stay inside and wash your hands

You can do crime some other time... Or do cyber crime I guess

you can pirate movies + tv from the comfort of your quarantine!

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had named bathrooms. you could only go into a bathroom that has your name and if there isn’t one then you’re screwed

what if instead of gendered bathrooms we had fandom bathrooms

HOMESTUCK BATHROOM

You open the door and just fall into a tiger pit

I went to a bookstore to meet former president George H. W. Bush. I made friends with this girl Reibecca, and we followed Mr. Bush around chanting, “Goblin Man, Goblin Man.” Finally he laughed, confirmed that indeed he was the Goblin Man, and left.

Date a boy who cuddles you to sleep every night