gays of riverdale vs compulsory heterosexuality

riverdale is so funny. it’s like. here’s archie the main character but he’s only in 1/5 of the scenes. he’s also the most emotionally mature teenager you’ll ever meet but he has no idea how to handle his emotions. he’s legally too stupid to vote. AND he’s a little bit of a slut. look at his terribly dyed hair. isn’t he pretty?

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

this is why we stan

riverdale political alignments

betty is a total liberal who thinks hate speech is protected as free speech, veronica believes capitalism can be fixed, jughead is a closeted republican who spends his nights trolling leftists online, hermione is a Woman Against Feminism, cheryl is a radical centrist, josie is an intersectional feminist and BLM organiser, alice is a scientologist, fred cares about union workers, hiram is an alt right neolib, kevin is a pro-cop democrat, fp is a revolutionary socialist, reggie’s a libertarian, toni is a woman’s rights voter & environmentalist

archie andrews? archie is legally too stupid to vote

it’s you! that i yearn for!