a choking rose back to be reborn

A tarot deck where The Fool is just a tiny mirror that reflects your face

it IS a phase, mom

show me a permanent state of the self, mom

al gore was found bald in a ditch

its been 105 years since kafka ate this terrible peach

Kind of sucks that i am not living in an ivy-covered cottage in the pacific northwest, drinking mint tea with honey,, riding my bike into town for the groceries and spending my day writing novels on a mossy tree stump with a cool breeze making the pine needles go sssssshhhhhh,,,,,,,

everyone feels robbed of ideal teenage years that don’t really exist 

we make a lot of jokes at the expense of furries on this site but let me be clear, if there were a couple of furries on the sonic design team we wouldn’t be in this mess

Bringing this back for the cats trailer

i would survive a horror movie

the murderer shows up to my house and im just like sir your vibes are disgusting

people who slander dandelions are so boring. oh you don’t like weeds?? you don’t want to see my yard absolutely covered in fairy pom poms motherfucker??? get bent 

son of a bitch everythings real

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

the beach boys were right.....it would be nice