Ligma Bowels

settling the score rn and saying art of a character pointing a gun down at you and crying is extremely funny.

great job everyone lets hit the showers

My blog is a safe space for burnouts, flakes, layabouts, ne'er-do-wells, underachievers, and anyone who can't be arsed

i'm fucking shrieking with laughter. It sounds like his dick is a deranged yard sprinkler or a terrified pigeon turned loose in an apartment.

how did she grab his dick while also grabbing his back with both hands? this girl got 3 hands????

As if this weren't cringe enough, Robert Galbraith is J.K. Rowling's penname for writing shitty transphobic murder mysteries.

listen people are starting to realize tumblr isn’t dead we all need to be as cringe as possible for the next few months, it’s vital to our survival

stretched out pic of big boss

Possum Pack, Ball Form!

sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing

until the demon living under your bed rips it off and has full access to your body

and the demon is probably hot so she can do what she wants what’s your point

a lot more likes than reblogs on this post bc this webbed site is full of cowards that know im right

just set my house on fire because someone was making fun of my ship on tumblr

lol you mean the one with flaccid sails and a brittle hull

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck