The Englishman Who Went Up the Hill and Came down with all the Bananas
Donnie: Hello, I am the Englishman who went up a hill and came down with all the bananas, leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no bananas, and therefore, bestowing the term "selfish" upon myself.
Huginn: (Off-screen) You're so selfish!
Donnie: I know, but I've got all the bananas.
Huginn: (Off-screen) Well, aren't you going to eat them?
Donnie: Why of course not! You can't eat bananas without strawberries.
(Camera whip pans over to show Mikey wearing a Swedish costume while standing next to a big pile of strawberries.)
Mikey: Hello! I'm the Swede who went up a hill and came down with all the strawberries, leaving, of course, the inhabitants of the hill with no strawberries, and therefore, bestowing the term "selfish" upon myself.
(Raphael comes up to Mikey.)
Raphael: You're not Swedish.
(Raphael rolls his eyes and exits the stage.)
Muninn: (Off-screen) You're so selfish!
Mikey: I know, but I've got all the strawberries!
Munnin: (Off-screen) Well, aren't you going to eat them?
Mikey: Oh no! You can't eat strawberries without bananas!
(Camera pans out to show a wide view of Donnie and Mikey.)
Donnie: Pardon me, good Swede, could you spare a strawberry?
Huginn: (Off-screen) You're so selfish!
Mikey: Excuse me, Mr. Englishman, could I trouble you for a banana?
Munnin: (Off-screen) You're so selfish! You guys are not so bright!
Leo: (Off-screen) The end.
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