#tidbits

This totally has nothing to do with any art or anything

They're about the same height. It's hard to tell cause Biblically accurate bugboi is always standing on his toes, but he's also forced into a permanent hunch, and thus can't stand straight.

Meanwhile Shane’s out there without a clue in the world cause he forgot to check the back and didnt know that Russia added last names to the back of their official hockey jackets (Canada only does the players number)

only for Scott to pull Shane aside and ask him if this means he’s publicly coming out and Shane just looks at him like

what

tf u mean publicly out????

bro???

and Scott pulls out his phone and there’s already like five news articles talking about how “Canadas golden boy ‘Shane Hollander’ caught wearing his rivals, llya Rozanofs, official team jacket. What does this mean about the two star players?” And like half the article is talking about “proof” of their homo mess

and Shane is just like what.

his mom called him like three times in the last 30mins (she’s already scheming up LGBTQ+ brand collabs dw)

he is not ok

Ilyas obviously fucking elated but also the moment he gets Shane alone he’s gonna say some shit like “are you trying to kill me Hollander? Well you succeeded” and then proceed to fuck the daylights outta him till Shane forgets his own name or even till he forgets to fold his clothes back up again