[POV: SHELLDON calls you mom]
—Tello? —you ask as you enter the lab with a big box on your hands, looking around for your boyfriend as he’s nowhere to be seen—. He’s not in his lab? How strange.
Suddenly you hear the buzzing and you turn around just to see SHELLDON flying around you.
—Mom? —you asked more to yourself than to anyone else.
—I will tell dad you’re back! —he starts flying out of the lab—. Mom’s back! Mom’s back!
You hear something that sounded like something, or better, someone, falling from a chair and when you turn to the lab’s door, you see Donnie standing there, grabbing SHELLDON and covering his mouth, looking at you all innocently.
—I never taught him to call you “mom”, I swear by Einstein’s white coat —he says trying to (and failing) look like he’s not panicking inside. The moment you turn around and walk to his desk to leave the big box there, he gives SHELLDON an angry look—. I will consider this betrayal, I specifically told you not to call her like that WHENEVER SHE WAS AROUND —he says giving you quick stares to check that you weren’t listening—. Please, at least not yet…I don’t want to ruin what we have.
SHELLDON flies free from his arms and wink at Donnie. Everyone would think he really understood his creator’s pleas; but SHELLDON was built different.
He flies to you and look down at the box you carried to the lair.
—OH IM GONNA QUARTER YOU AND SELL YOUR PIECES, SHELLDON!
