The prize for the most beautiful of the gods

dont you sick fucks make me relive this

SI TE ROG…. IUBIREA MEA PRIMESTE  FERICIEEEEEAAAA  

si sunt voinic

Dar sa stii nu-ti cer nimic😂😂😂

VREI SA PLECI DAR

Nu mă, nu mă ieei

NU MĂ, NU MĂ IEI

nu mă, nu mă, nu mă iei

I have no idea what happened here

Lucky bastard. It’s stuck in my head now

Mya mintesc day oki tay-yay

am i having a stroke

What is this? What is this from? Why do thousands of people know what this is. Apparently it’s Romanian. What is it??

We’ve finally reached the point where the old memes are too old for today’s generation… Fs in the chat.

For any wretched zoomers…one of the original viral videos aka the finest of vintage memes

We must not despair as long as we are here, we can teach the children about the ancient texts

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

You know what other popular tumblr post is about to hit a million?

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on your for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

dhfhidjsgdu Screenpet gimme jail screen pet pls pls pls!

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

Just you wait till I'm in hell

pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering

It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.

btw if you're on this site it is your duty to reblog any post that has been prophecied to reach 10k notes. let's all annoy op

well. it's been over a month and we're not even at 1k yet, so I think I'm safe. perhaps 😌

....nate I'm really sorry I laughed at you for having posts with thousands of notes. don't do this to me

you're right you're right I'm sorry, I was just hopeful it had been forgotten because the notes were mostly my mutuals, but that one's on me :')

i am. learning this. the second goddamn original post i put on this hellsite :(

Transphobia is so antithetical to genuine feminism it blows my mind there's such a wide overlap like you either believe in autonomy and self determination or you don't

Okay got me with the "Flat-earther astronaut". But yeah, I remember college mysoginy all being branches of 'Girls are born in makeup to like doll' only for transphobes to be like 'Girl born will die for doll' or whatever.

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

@rox-and-prose ?