Ordinance

are they screaming my wig like the my leg guy from spongebob

LMFAOOOOO THE FOUNDATION I’M WEAK

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

Why does this go so well together? Lol

Amazing

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN OH MY GOD

I don’t even want my dick to be so good that women bite eachother and blame it for their coke addictions. That’s some real Monkey’s Paw type shit

I’m trying to imagine some pussy so good that I started smoking crack and I can’t wrap my mind around it.

That last one wowwwwwwwwwwww

What in the fuck is wrong here? I’m not understanding. How. Why.

Low self esteem, borderline mental illness possibly and too much time on their fucking hands.

Fatal Attraction type shit

Oh my fucking goodness

This went from sorta funny to someone straight up criminal shit. Im not having sex anymore, celibacy my new lifestyle. Holy shit

I’m…speechless