genius eccentric

it's so sad no one has told you it's okay to be raped yet... I feel bad for you.

@botarchive2 i've had like 40+ rbs like this

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

something that rubs me the wrong way entirely is how people are so quick to call women bitches. "I love goth bitches" this "Coquette bitches have my heart" that. You're reducing women down to simply being dogs, being animals. You never hear girls go "I love sporty scrotes" (even though i think we should do that). Men are always naturally allowed their humanity while women aren't. Not even linguistically.

love when someone is like in my culture we respect women. that has literally never been a thing in any culture ever lol

nygmobblepot is a great example of how matching someone else's freak can be dangerous. girl do not cut the brake lines in your crush's new girlfriend's car because you're jealous. conversely do not shoot the guy who just confessed his love for you and dump him in the river and then take a whole bunch of drugs so you can hallucinate him singing amy winehouse to you in a classic hollywood musical number. and when you get nursed back to health after almost dying do not take revenge by freezing your situationship in an ice sculpture and using that sculpture as the centrepiece for your new club what the FUCK was up with these guys

can they make a healthy cigarette yet man? shut the fuck up about ai and create a cigarette that makes my lungs better

i wish someone would pet and love me unconditionally like a dog (remembers people follow me and see my posts) ive actually never cared about or wanted anything

I-it's not like I need affection, b-baka!