Jack of all trades, master of none.

Team “not actually oblivious to flirting, just terrified of appearing presumptuous” represent.

“Yes, in the balance of consideration this person’s behaviour could certainly be interpreted as flirtatious, but it would be purest arrogance for me to just assume they actually meant what they said. I should gather more evidence. Forever.”

but what if things work out and everything turns out better than you imagined? what if things change and your depression has been lying the entire time? you never know. life has a funny way of coming together sometimes. so don’t give up, and wake up every day knowing that the future is full of good people and small successes and beautiful things that will make your heart swell. it will all be worth it in the end. believe in that.

*goes out and gets lost in the woods immediately*

This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.

I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OP’s version as well as the very fine illustration, I can’t help but slightly disagree.  I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is.  It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it.  Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparison…. for science of course.

I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.