idk man

why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

sorry I'm not trying to make fun of you I'm just neurodivergent so I copied all of your speech patterns and mannerisms subconsciously. do you still like me

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

being trans is fun because nothing a cis person can do is funnier than dunking on the people you went to high school with by completely disappearing from existence and being replaced with a hotter, cooler, more confident version of yourself who is a different gender and not saying anything

Ass

your life will change when you eat mustard and roast beef together.

i'm assuming by change you mean my tastebuds are going to perish and i will never taste again

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

been out of school for two weeks now and i'm so tempted to slit my eyebrow

update: five weeks out of physical school now and i have not slit my eyebrow, but i did cut my own hair

this is what you guys get for naming ships in your show in such a stupid way

Hey why can’t I reblog this

wait this post is a no-note bungus